Round 1 this week, Better Dead than Red! Was all about things that are dead and ..things that are no longer alive. Most of you guys held your own, but Alligator VS Giant Baby led the pack with 9 points.

Second round, an audio Mystery Round! (I love these.) It was pretty difficult, but about 6 songs in someone realized that they were all songs inspired by works of literature. Although, many didn’t get the mystery, you all still did splendid on the round. With a near perfect 19, Stop Making Sense & Sensibility put us all to shame.

Round 3, the Upside Down round, and no, we did not accept ‘top’ for the side of the road they drive on in India. We had some phenomenal scores! Everyone scored at least an 8 (for the most part) but Alligator VS Giant Baby was the round leader with the only perfect 12.

Fourth round on Clip Art Album Covers was pretty fun.  Way to go Serial Rappers, you scored the only perfect 8!

Fiff roun’ was my favorite Before and After! Questions ranged from Dirty Dancing With the Stars to Michael Bay of Pigs… even some Hannah Barbara Anne-exation of Puerto Rico.  We had a total of 3 teams score a perfect 10, way to go guys! Gold stickers!

Final round, General Knowledge worth 20 points! It was a toughy with ?’s on Beck, Frankie Muniz and the pathetic demise of Kodak. Most of you did pretty well, but Serial Rappers scored the lead again with 14 points! Let’s see your winners!

1st place winning $25, congrats Stop Making Sense & Sensibility

2nd winning $15 is Serial Rappers

and 3rd winning $10 is Alligator vs Giant Baby!

Here are the rest of your beautiful faces. See you next week!

SCORES!!!

1. Stop Making Sense & Sensibility             85
2. Serial Rappers                                             81
3. Alligator VS Giant Baby                              79
4. I Gave Up Giving Blowjobs for Lent         78
5. Rox Stars!                                                     71
6. Spearing the Hairy Donut                          70
7. Touched by an Uncle                                 66
8. Sufi Duvall                                                    65
9. Cock Cock Sux                                             56
10. Cherry Slurpee                                            52
11. Clean Daddy Cars                                       43
12. Dakunta Fanning                                          40

It was a wonderful night and I hope to see all your lovely faces there again next week. Let’s see your winners!

1st Place winning $25, its Suck it Trebek!

PIZZACHOLIA wins 2nd and $15!

and Johann Sebastian Joust wins $10 and 3rd

the rest…

SCORES!!!

1. Suck It Trebek                        89
2.  Pizzacholia                              88
3.  Johann Sebastian Joust                    82
4.  Blazertag                        75
5.  Stapikdraebers                            73
6. Cracker in the Armor                                 73
7. Scared Nishless                                71
8. Don’t Judge Me!                             70
9. Poop Sandwich                                     66
10. Henry David Thearox Up                66
11. Joey Triviani                                65
12. Bussiness Pants                              64
13. Something with Boobies                               63
14. I Wish this Microphone Was a Penis                           63
15. Sexual Wolves                                     62
16. Stromboli Stromboli Stromboli Stromboli       59
17. Robutt                                  57
18. Ron Paul Recount                       54
19. The Ricky Andersons                  46
20. Oversleeping Fools                       36
21. IPA                                24

Round 1, Gover-Nate-R was all about Governors, people names Nate and Arnold. Next Christmas I think we’re totally going to have a Jingle All the Way watch party followed immediately by Predator. Suck it Trebek! and Planned Parenthood Pizzaplex led this round with 9 points each, but the rest did pretty well too. Only a handful of teams scored below 7.

Audio round this week, I Will Always Love You, had a good mix of some UB40, LCD Soundsystem and Nate Dogg. Not a very solid round for anyone. High score was a 14 and Whitney Houston: We Have  a Problem and Kevin Costner’s Failure were the only ones to double up.

Round 3, Houston We Have a Problem (we had to do it), was all about Houston’s and Whitney’s. I still can’t believe that show took Community’s time slot… Everyone did well, but Chris Brown Hit Me at the Grammys took the lead with 9.

Visual round, Movie Helmets, was a pretty straight forward one. Not too difficult, but only 4 teams got a perfect 8. Way to go you guys!

Math was the topic for round 5! Simple stuff, I just asked basic math questions, you had to tell me the numerical answer. Seemingly simple at least. Average score was about a 6-7 and only 3 teams scored 9 points.

Final round, yes, General Knowledge. Lots of Geography tonight, a little Mike Tyson’s Punchout and we now all know the ‘f’ in LFO stands for Funky. Everyone did unbelievably well. High score, 19, went to Whitney Houston: We Have a Problem. Everyone else averaged in the 14ish range. Let’s see who your winners are!

Planned Parenthood Pizzaplex! wins 1st place and $25!

Suck it Trebek! wins $15 and 2nd place glory!

and Blazer Tag! wins 3rd place and $10!

The Rest:

Whitney Houston: We Have a Problem

 Suck it Trebek!

 Space Case

 Snatch and the Poon Tangs

 Rebellious Lobo Jags… Rawr!

 Rack of Lamb

 Plan B

 Planned Parenthood Pizzaplex

 PB Arsenics

 Kevin Costner picked a bad day to take off

 Kevin Costner Failure

 Sweet Home Alabama Hot Pocket …and puppies!

 Chris Brown’s Haymaker

 Goth Dad

 Chris Brown: R and Beat Award Winner

 Chris Brown hit me with his Grammy

 Briana’s Bday Bros

 Let’s All Go to Blazertag!

 Babe Vigoda

 At Least We’re Smarter than Tom’s Team

SCORES!

1. Planned Parenthood Pizzaplex                                    82
2. Suck It Trebek!                                                               79
3. Let’s All Go to Blazertag!                                              76
4. Whitney Houston: We Have a Problem                       72
5. Chris Brown Hit Me with his Grammy                         71
6. Babe Vigoda                                                                  71
7. Christ Brown’s Haymaker                                             70
8. Goth Dad                                                                        68
9. Kevin Costner’s Failure                                               67
10. Snatch and the Poon Tangs                                         64
11. Chris Brown: R & Beat Award Winner                         63
12. Space Case                                                                   63
13. Sweet Home Alabama Hotpocket                                62
14. Cougtang Vigers                                                           61
15. Kevin Costner Picked a Bad Day to Take Off!           58
16. At Least WE’re Smarter than Tom’s Team                  57
17. PB Arsenics                                                                   57
18. Rebellious Logo Jags… Rawr!                                    56
19. Briana’s Bday Bros                                                       36
20. Rack of Lamb                                                                 35
21. Plan B                                                                              30

Suck it Trebek takes 1st place and $25

2nd Place and $15 for Planned Parenthood Pizzaplex

Let’s All Go to BlazerTag! (seriously, lets!) You win 3rd and $10

Shootin’ Blanks

Regulators

My Couch Pulls Out but I Don’t

Moist Lovin’

7th Place landed in 8th place

3 Hands and a Banjo

SCORES!

1.  Suck it Trebek                               90
2. Planned Parenthood Pizzaplex            85
3. Let’s All Go to BlazerTag!                           72
4. Moist Lovin’                                 65
5. My Couch Pulls Out, But I Don’t                        61
6. Regulators                                             56
7. Whisky Clit                                 54
8. 7th Place                          52
9. Shootin’ Blanks             49
10. 3 Hands & a Banjo         37

Les Pizzerables wins 1st and $25

RIP Human Beatbox wins 2nd and $15

And I Wish Your Heart Was My Penis takes 3rd and $10

Who Needs Breast Exams When You Can Have Free Abortions

Touched By an Uncle

Seoul Asylum

Rusty Shackleford

Pilgrim$

Jameson Shooters

These Guys

If the Foo Shits, Wear It

I Am Here By Myself

Hot Farts

Better Late than Pregnant

Balls Deep

SCORES!

1. Les Pizzerables                                               77
2. RIP Human Beatbox                                 76
3. I Wish Your Heart Was My Penis         74
4. Better Late than Pregnant                      73
5. Who Needs Breast Exams                          73
6. Rusty Sheckleford                                             72
7. Balls Deep                                              72
8. Seoul Asylum                                70
9. I Am Here By Myself                                 69
10. Hot Farts                                                 65
11. DVDA                                                     65
12. Jameson Shooters                            64
13. Ray Charles Bark Lee Harvey Oswald           64
14. Chinese Popsicle                              64
15. If the Foo Shits, Wear It                  63
16. Touched By An Uncle                      62
17. Pilgrum$                                         60
18. Johnny Doubles                          56
19. Help Out with the Big Bags!                 48
20. My Couch Pulls Out, But I Don’t        38         
21. Monk Junkies                                            12

Audio round this week was on Unnecessary Greatest Hits (or Greatest Hitz for the Limp Bizkit question). This was a tough one, yes, Bruce Willis, Aaron Carter and even Shaquille O’Neal had a greatest hits album and Mark Zuckerbush Announces Facebook is Going Pubic won not only the award for annoyingly long team name, but also the high score of round 2 with 17.

Time for round 3, This day in history! We had some fun stuff happen, I guess. But most importantly, we now know when Pauly Shore’s birthday is. Way to go Facebook IP ‘Oh’ Face you had the high for this round with a near perfect 11.

Celebrity Family visual round was by far our hardest. Most teams only managed to get about 50% but this round did see our first and only perfect round of the night. Way to go White Dog 12 on the perfect 8 out of 8!

Fifth round was a Mystery! and I was amazed by how fast you figured it out. The answers were Amy Fisher, Waynes World 2, He’s Just Not that Into You, Donnie Brasco… and with only that someone figured out the round was all about Drew Barrymore. I have no idea how.

Final round, General Knowledge as always. Lots of geography with a bit of Tango & Cash and football mixed in. Everyone did really well with 18 as the high score and nobody scoring below 11. Let’s see who your winners are:

What is this? We have a tie for first place. It’s SUDDEN DEATH!

Facebook IP Oh Face came out victorious with their correct Sudden Death response. Way to go guys, $25 and bragging rights are yours.

Santorum Happens lost sudden death but still won 2nd place and $15

And finally, All About the Benjamins took hom $10 and 3rd place!

Thanks to all for playing, the rest of you didn’t win anything, but we still love you!

Scores!

1. Facebook IP ‘Oh’ Face                        81+
2. Santorum Happens                             81
3. All About the Benjamins                     78
4. Bridge to Terapizzia                            76
5. Skwerl Trap                                          75
6. Mark Zuckerbush                                75
7. Footman Thomas Can Suck It            75
8. Pants Explosion!                                 74
9. Darryl Strawberries                             73
10. Fat Kids Are Harder to Kidnap            71
11. White Dog 12                                         66
12. I Adore’a Leora                                      63
13. Suck My Fox                                          62
14. Shadina                                                   60
15. Desert Tortoise Alarmists                     59
16. Supah Stahs                                          54
17. Kaos                                                       49
18. Scratched Out                                        35

Round 1 this week The Umpire Strikes Back was all about Star Wars and Baseball. A bit of a tough round, but teams Sons of Sandusky and Interracial Same-sex Handholding both managed a near perfect 9 points. Not bad, not bad at all…

Audio round on The Number 2 Hits of the 80s was a fun one. I really just liked it because we got to hear, not only Eddie Grant, but also Rockwell and Ton-Loc all in the same round. Awesome, I know. Sons of Sandusky rocked this round with a perfect 20 out of 20, way to go guys. The rest did great too though, nobody scored lower than 12.

Third round, Media on the Map was a bit tougher. Basically it was 12 points on books, movies, tv shows and songs with a geographical location in the title. Nobody did fabulous, but everyone held there own around the 7-8 point mark.

Visual round this week on Celebrity Mug Shots. Every team did amazing, but the only perfect 8 went to The Real Housewives of Travis County. 

Round 5, was my favorite, a Mystery Round! it was a tough on though, I think we were about 8 questions in before someone finally got it. Way to go Interracial Same-Sex Handholding you knew it was all answers that contained the names of members of the Wu-Tang Clan! Coincidentally, you were also the highest scoring team for the round with 9 points!

Last round of the evening, General Knowledge for 20 points! It was a toughy with questions ranging from Brett Favre to Sean Penn, James Garfield to the Romanian flag. High score of 16 wen’t to Cruz Alta & Pineapple Express, but was it enough to take home a win?

Lets meet our lovely teams and find out who your winners are:

AND YOUR WINNERS ARE:

SCORES!

1. Sons of Sandusky                                                  80
2. Interracial Same-sex Handholding         78
3. DDMF                                                                             68
4. Weekend at Bernie Mac vs PC                       66
5. Cruze Alta & Pineapple Express                  58
6. Salina Street                                                             51
7. Housewives of Travis County                   37
8. San Fran                                                                   26
9. Voltron Force                                                         12
10. Tiffany Russell                                                       06

Round 1, This is the End was all about THE END! From Highlander to Howard’s End, Chaucer to the Ramones, we had a good mix of everything end-y. Pizza Chowdah rocked this round, they scored 9 points and were the only team to get more than 6.

Audio round, Fat Beats, featured songs that involved food and/or The Fat Boys. I’m beginning to realize that we have way too many Rolling Stones songs in round 2, I think I’m going to retire them (especially Start Me Up) for a bit. Team Hipster Buttons did a phenomenal job with 17, no one else made it higher than 13.

Moving into round 3, the Media on the Map. Books, movies and music that had a geographical location in their title. We also had our newest quizmaster Zack read half of this round, I thought he did a great job, you’ll likely be seeing him at some of our other quizzes around town. Leaders for this round with a near perfect 11 were Lil’ Sebastian and Sugar Tits.

Visual round, Dudes with Teeth! You just had to name the dudes based on their teeth. This one might have been a bit too easy. All but one team scored a perfect 8, sorry Danger Rangers.

Round 5, a MYSTERY ROUND! One of my favorites to do. It took you guys awhile, but someone finally figured out that they were all people mentioned in Billy Joel’s “We Didn’t Start the Fire” way to go Nick from Pizza Chowdah for figuring that one out.

Last round, #6 General with questions on the Cruel Intentions, The Sopranos and Northern European Capitals. Lil’ Sebastian and Please Don’t Leave were our leaders this round with 15 and 14 respectively, but was that enough to take home the gold? Lets find out:

The Hipster Buttons take home 1st place glory and $25

$15 and 2nd goes to Lil’ Sebastian

and with the help of Gary, Pizza Chowdah wins $10 for 3rd.

Although the rest of you may not have won anything, you’re still winners in my mind. See you next week!

SCORE!

1. The Hipster Buttons                                                 77
2. Lil’ Sebastian                                                                  75
3. Pizza Chowdah                                                              72 
4. San Diego Brosephs                                                   65
5. Sugar Tits                                                                         62
6. Sex You Like a Herman-Caine                           59
7. Please Don’t Leave                                                      59
8. I Learned it from Watching YOU Dad           56
9. Reggie’s Heroes                                                             50
10. Sticky Bandits                                                                50
11. Crazy Two Huffers                                                      44 
12. Chaxtxcha                                                                        44 
13. Danger Rangers                                                             41

Round 1 this week The Wizard of Oz, was a fun one. Who didn’t love that movie growing up? From Glinda the Good Witch to the Washington Wizards, I think we pretty much covered it all.

Audio round #2 was all about songs that Counted In, I’m proud that someone knew Sam the Sham & Pharaohs but I still can’t believe how few of you got Raspberry Beret.

Beverly Hills Cop was our round 3, I loved that movie. Anyway, some people were nervous that they’ve never seen it, but fear not, there were only 3-4 questions on that wonderful film series, the rest were on actual Cops and things from Beverly Hills.

Picture round on non-existent, sorry dudes, printers suck. But we made the most of it with another audio round! A Bevis and Butthead one! Aren’t they so trendy now listening to MGMT…

I kind of forgot what round 5 was about, but that’s okay. Round 6 was General Knowledge, I do remember that! We had questions on lots of stuff. You know, it was cool. Let’s just see who your winners are:

Team Apollo winning 1st place glory and $25

Dixon Cider took home $15

and Short Skirt, Full Metal Jacket won 3rd and $10

The rest of you guys did great too. Better luck next Sunday!

Cosby Crusaders

MR. Boyz

Tuxedo Tomcats

Dixon Cider

Team

Scores! 

1. Team Apollo                                                84
2. Dixon Cider                                                   81
3. Short Skit, Full Metal Jacket            80
4. Tuxedo Tomcats                                      71
5. Team                                                                 68
6. Mr. Boyz                                                          59
7. Cosby Crusaders                                       35

Round 1 this week Sandlot, was a fun one. Who didn’t love that movie growing up? From S’mores to Beasts to Erector Sets we pretty much covered it all.

Audio round #2 was all about songs that Counted In, I’m proud that someone knew Sam the Sham & Pharaohs but I still can’t believe how few of you got Raspberry Beret.

Freaks & Geeks was our round 3 and I think it freaked some of you out, ha! (not funny) Anyway, some people were nervous that they’ve never seen the show, but fear not, there were only 3-4 questions on that wonderful series, the rest were on actual Freaks and Geeks.

Picture round on Green Stuff was a fun one. Most of you did really well, a few people missed the Great Gazoo, but that’s okay I forgive you.

Fifth round was another that split the audience, The Wire, you either loved the show or knew nothing about it. Luckily we also slipped in a bunch of consume electronics questions in there, so even if you never saw the show you still managed to get a few right.

Finally, the round that separated the men from the boys, our General Knowledge round worth 20 points. We had questions on Muhammad Ali, Tom Hanks and Jan from the Brady Bunch, so I’d say it was a good mix. Let’s see who your winners are:

So the rest of you guys didn’t win. But that’s okay. You’re still special in my mind. See you next week!